Will You Ever Return?

Will You Ever Return?

By Jack Spinoza - Added On 10/29/2012

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He was a good straight boy to begin with, but there was bad blood in him. Somehow, somewhere he got into the dark deeds that lead straight to Devil's work, just like marijuana leads to heroin; you think you can take them dark deeds and leave 'em, do you? Just save a few for your bad days? Well, now, we all have those bad days when you can't think for shit. 
As the world left him behind and he fell to Inferno he heard some sobs "Will you ever return? Will you ever return?" from his good girl. He was moving in a series of convulsive spasms, like someone with an epileptic fit, his face distorted and his eyes wild like a lassoed horse bracing his legs. But something kept pulling him on. And now he's picking up the skulls and making the circle in Inferno so that he might revisit Jenny on that holiest of nights Halloween. 
Virgil is there to guide him and introduce him to the three-ring-circus of characters. Satan has a good word for you, the Baxter Twins give a smile, The Rivers of Blood and the memory of her. 

My daddy used to always sing me a song when I was going to sleep:

 "Life is short,

  Life is shit

   And soon it will be over.


  Not a man

    Alive today

     That isn't going to hell."


He had a truly horrible singing voice and always started crying at the word "is".

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Posted By Chris Priestman 12/11/2012

After being treated to the highs of mild internet fame, developer Jack King Spooner decided to work on a second part to Will You Ever Return? If you didn’t play the first part, then it’s definitely due time that you did. I’d tell you what you should expect, but that would both ruin it and be quite difficult. At its most raw it’s a love story. The first part that is, this new instalment, aka Part 2, is a little more contrite in its story. You can play both parts separately should you wish as they follow a different character and narrative, but they do intertwine at moments – nothing too dramatic, though. Well, actually, I guess you could call cold murder fairly dramatic.

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LOL-Studios 8 months ago
WOAH!! Very awesome game,this is so fun! But I have a question... What scripts you used to make the game with RPG Maker VX?
metrokenshin 10 months ago
Will You Ever Return? | D*MMIT WILL!!!: http://youtu.be/f_JnY96tuKc via @youtube
ClearlyInsane 11 months ago
Having finished Middens & Gingiva, I was stoked to find another trippy mindfuck of an RPG. I'd easily put these two up there with MyFormerSelves titles.
ligerhunter1 11 months ago
its so fun
vilkin797 11 months ago
whatever, cool funny game
JekylHyde 11 months ago
This is an interesting and funny game. I like the environments and character quotes. It could be remade better and be a bit longer, but it is still fun!
Microfrog 1 year ago
After playing this game, I've been getting nightmares (even when I'm awake), and can no longer wear pants. You'll be hearing from my attorney. :|

proyect64 1 year ago
i dont know why but this game reminds me to the neverhood
DiabolusCaleb 1 year ago
This game is so creepy it's good. The thought of what Hell can look like is a great mystery, and I think you put together a very good picture of the forsaken place.
Raymond burkholder
crazy! love it!!

Game Info

Developer: Jack Spinoza
Genre: RPG
Status: Complete
Engine/Language: RPG Maker VX
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Brief Nudity
Suggestive Themes
Mild Language
Comical Shenanigans

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