Will You Ever Return?

Will You Ever Return?

By Jack Spinoza - Added On 10/29/2012

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He was a good straight boy to begin with, but there was bad blood in him. Somehow, somewhere he got into the dark deeds that lead straight to Devil's work, just like marijuana leads to heroin; you think you can take them dark deeds and leave 'em, do you? Just save a few for your bad days? Well, now, we all have those bad days when you can't think for shit. 
As the world left him behind and he fell to Inferno he heard some sobs "Will you ever return? Will you ever return?" from his good girl. He was moving in a series of convulsive spasms, like someone with an epileptic fit, his face distorted and his eyes wild like a lassoed horse bracing his legs. But something kept pulling him on. And now he's picking up the skulls and making the circle in Inferno so that he might revisit Jenny on that holiest of nights Halloween. 
Virgil is there to guide him and introduce him to the three-ring-circus of characters. Satan has a good word for you, the Baxter Twins give a smile, The Rivers of Blood and the memory of her. 

My daddy used to always sing me a song when I was going to sleep:

 "Life is short,

  Life is shit

   And soon it will be over.

 

  Not a man

    Alive today

     That isn't going to hell."

   

He had a truly horrible singing voice and always started crying at the word "is".

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overlordZ
Always nice to see Harrison Ford playing in slime. Great game!
posted 3 days ago / user rated game: 5

Quilly
An incredible game... I just wish it was longer. Welp, it's time for part 2
posted 1 week ago / user rated game: 5

kiradessu
this game is beautiful and full of reference. wonderful
posted 2 weeks ago / user rated game: 5

Moritz Nothignfinishedyet
I love Harrison Ford. And this game.
posted 3 weeks ago / user rated game: 5

brandonwhittaker988
Hi, when I play the game, there is no music. Any help please? Your game is good, I just want some music. :D
posted 1 month ago

 
Jack Spinoza
weird, no one else has had that problem. Perhaps you've got headphones plugged in or you're on mute and you didn't realise? Anyway, I've recompiled it in a more sensible way so try the new download if the lack of sound prevails.
posted 1 month ago

 
brandonwhittaker988
Thank you. I checked again and it's not on mute and the sound effects work. I've tried everything. Should I move the music mp3 files? If all else fails I will try to redownload it.
posted 1 month ago

 
brandonwhittaker988
And I've had this problem with games in rpg maker so idk if it's my computer. :/
posted 1 month ago

chrislitherland79
I haven't played your game, because I have a mac and I think it only works on Windows. Looks good though. Listening to the music made me feel sad... Nice to hear you put our Hell work to good use. Is that me on the trumpet in the Main Theme? If it is I have no recollection of playing it at all!
posted 1 month ago

 
Jack Spinoza
hello Chris! that's you on trumpet alright. I guess this is all like a strange homage to our work together. I've credited you in the game, so there. Amazing to hear from you, albeit in such an odd way.
posted 1 month ago

dangerneck
fuck you. really great game.
posted 1 month ago

 
Jack Spinoza
nice comment, cheers
posted 1 month ago

HeroLeftBehind
I downloaded it and finished it just now. It was very creative and I enjoyed the character design.
posted 1 month ago / user rated game: 4

hausplant
Very atmospheric, really enjoyed it!
posted 2 months ago / user rated game: 5

 
Jack Spinoza
thanks very much! Glad you liked it.
posted 1 month ago

13irth
I think that drugs lead to drugs and drug addicts need to stfu and stop doing drugs. YO.
posted 3 months ago

Game Info

Developer: Jack Spinoza
Genre: RPG
Status: Complete
Engine/Language: RPG Maker VX
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