Tom Tom's quest for an delayed onion shipment sets him on a path into the dark heart of the American Dream.

FEATURES:

- An almost 5-minute RPG

- Innovotive battle system takes place entirely in the fifth dimension, beyond the reach of human ken

- A game created in the proper dialectical spirit: rather than kowtow to bourgeois concepts of 'immersion', 'depth', 'gameplay' or 'quality' this game powerfully confronts the player with cumbersome controls, tiny text and frequent bugs. No longer being sated and tranquilized by the comforting norms of traditional 'entertainment', the perspacious gamer rises above, spirit renewed and heart soaring with dreams of revolution!

CONTROLS:

arrows - walk

z - interact

x - inventory

esc - menu