At the end of this game is the most lewd, gratuitous sex scene you’ll ever see in a video game. The developers spent most of their time making it as salacious and graphic as possible. None of this Bioware stuff– where you don’t get to see anything, and you have awkward animation clipping– no. This will be the real deal. Oh, I can’t wait!
The Spandex Parable was created for the first MolyJam.