by Jake Clover and Jack King-Spooner

Music by jack, a song by Willie Williams too

Use the arrow keys please. Or don't, whatever.

"I know everyone is thinking this is an extremely bizarre game, but I have to differ. Visually, yes it is very? odd, but it tends to use many of the same motifs over and over, and when it comes to substance, it hardly qualifies as a game. It just seems to be a series of nonsensical set pieces, barely intelligible and pedantic computer-generated narrations, and pointless side-scrolling. The coins serve no purpose but to serve as a stop-gap until the next scene, but there's no story that's told."