Don't Kill the Cow

Don't Kill the Cow

By James Earl Cox III - Added On 2/12/2013

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A sim­ple sidescrolling crit­i­cal game that ques­tions the impor­tance of goals and author­ity in games. There is only one way to win the game: ‘don’t kill the cow’, but is win­ning the game worth it? How much do the sim­ple phrases like ‘you win’ and ‘you lose’ mean to the player?

Oh, and I really like putting the player in awkward situations. Enjoy!

Ported to flash by Ben Sironko: http://bensironko.tumblr.com/

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rolypolyblues
rolypolyblues 1 week ago
Very neat idea :P 5/5!
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Zenshii
Zenshii 3 weeks ago
Thank you for this awesome game! I love your games a lot! I made a Let's Play if you're interested in checking it out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgGEFppmj1s&feature=youtu.be
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James Earl Cox III Game's Developer
James Earl Cox III 3 weeks ago
Great let's play, and glad you enjoyed it!
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16439aaron
16439aaron 3 weeks ago
GET UP AND KILL THE COW YOURSELF YOU LAZY B***H
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MoguraNoFukkatsu
MoguraNoFukkatsu 3 months ago
Just awesome, in every way and the theme of the game lets you think about it
Great Work.
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daterminater45
daterminater45 4 months ago
THE COWS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU BETTY
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PianistaRosso
PianistaRosso 6 months ago
I kill my wife hahaha
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SurgeKat
SurgeKat 6 months ago
Yes! I didn't kill the cow! I feel so good inside :D
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LilThreatToAll
LilThreatToAll 6 months ago
so sad D:
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Shard_Flame132
Shard_Flame132 6 months ago
I like how you can kill the cow even at Day 7. xD
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Shard_Flame132
Shard_Flame132 6 months ago
Win game
Bury wife
She was a nag anyways
Get hungry
Get really hungry
Repeat
Have to kill cow
You lose
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James Earl Cox III Game's Developer
James Earl Cox III 6 months ago
Haha, yeah. Turns out there are three endings: win, lose, and super lose.
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noskillrequired
noskillrequired 6 months ago
Did a play through of this, really fun :D

http://youtu.be/wSK4Hm0Bnr8
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Game Info

Developer: James Earl Cox III
Genre: Other
Status: Complete
Engine/Language: Game Maker
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Cartoon Violence
Mild Fantasy Violence


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