Je Suis Pierre The Movie: The Game is a free action/arcade game. Fight and Slide your way through an onslaught of enemies while you are constantly taunted by your foe in a Castlevania inspired indie game.
- Right: Move Right
- Left: Move left
- Right + Down: Slide Right
- Left + Down: Slide Left
- X: to Attack
- M: Mute music
- R: Restart Level
“Le bal de Rémy” (by Circus Marcus)
Posted By Chris Priestman 5/14/2013
Grr! Look at that yellow coated fool, trying to impress that petty, big-haired lady. Just look at how he froths in his own vile smugness. But I must say, that left arm of his is brilliant. I wish more people would declare their higher status over everybody by displaying their left arm as if some kind of limp flamingo. What a fabulously crinkled pink hand he has too, and such poise with the fingers there. Just, just look at it! Anyway, he’s a bastard, so that’s the only compliment he’ll get from me. Oh, he’s your foe in Je Suis Pierre, by the way. That aristocrat who spends most of his time up his own arse is definitely NOT the titular Pierre that you probably presumed him to be.
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