Groin Gravitators

By HulkHandsome - Added On 9/9/2013

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A game for two players (or one very skilled player). Try to stay as close as possible without touching dongs.

The genitals are attracted to each other, so players will always be fighting back. As the game progresses, the pull becomes stronger. Barriers will also start appearing, making groin avoidance even more difficult.

Points are lost if the players are too far away from each other, signified by red groins. Normal scoring occurs when the groins are different colours. If the players get very close, stars will burst from the raw energy created between them, and MASSIVE BONUS POINTS will be awarded!


Player 1 (Peter Molyneux)
Left: A
Right: D

Player 2 (David Bowie as seen in Jim Henson's Labyrinth)
Left: Left Arrow
Right: Right Arrow

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Posted By Adam Paris 9/26/2013

The mechanics of a male hug are complex and oftentimes misconstrued through emotional issues long dormant within our testosterone-laden bodies. We’re oftentimes reticent to wholeheartedly embrace another man for fear of being called a “sissy” or “fairy.” Fairies are actually pretty rad, though; the immortality and magical powers have always outweighed the feminine connotations for me.

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Dan Russell
Dan Russell 5 months ago
I hope Peter and David hug someday and I hope I'm there to see it.
Dylan Rees
Dylan Rees 1 year ago
I'm not sure what to say about this, other than that it's great.
SleazyPseudonym 1 year ago
Could you release the soundtrack please?
HulkHandsome Game's Developer
HulkHandsome 1 year ago
You can get the song HERE:
Wisheez 1 year ago
Ahaha, it's a good concept. The irony is tangible due to the definitely appropriate graphics and sound effects. It may not entertain for hours, but a few tries are mandatory!
Pyrite 1 year ago
Cool? I mean, it's the best game where the goal is not to touch other men's crotches, I've played all day.
Sokaz 1 year ago
I thought this was pretty interesting...
AlekaRice 1 year ago
I tried doing it by myself... can't. The game's... a time killer. xD

Game Info

Developer: HulkHandsome
Genre: Arcade
Status: Complete
Engine/Language: Flashpunk

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