Enviro-Bear 2000

Who is driving the car?  A bear is driving the car!  How can that be?!

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  Crackerblocks said 2 months ago

  Is that an invitation to visit the Kremlin from Prime Minister Putin??! Translate please :) (babelfish just fails)
  

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  mihailoff said 2 months ago

  Maybe this is a fake, but here is "requirements" for this game. This is Russian, but do not try to translate :))
  Bellow only for exUSSR people:
  
  "Здраствуйтє, сдєлайтє пажалуста ігру шоб можна била мєдвєдєм кушать ягади і рибу. Да, і шоб мєдвєдь єзділ на машинє. І шоб фізіка била рєалістічная:
  можна тараніть дєрєв"я, падают шишкі, лістья, оси, скунс. Скунс бєгаєт па машинє, но єво можна схватіть лапай — і викінуть с машини. А іщьо — нада шоби єзділі па лєсу другіє мєдвєді на машинах. С німі можна будєт
  тараніцца. Всє ричат. На паваротах машину далжно занасіть. Руль крутіть
  можна лапай. І главнає — шоб нє как в аркадах — пєрєклучєніє пєрєдач
  ручноє. Ну й пєдаль тада тоже можна лапай жать.
  Когда мєдвєдь єст рибу — абязатєльна далжни аставцца кості і хвост.
  Чєрєз пять мінут наступаєт зіма"

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  stalker_red said 3 weeks ago

  there was a MANY spelling and grammatic mistakes in original text. I tried to make an accurate translation, but to make spelling mistakes is too difficult for me.
  
  Hello, please make a game that you can play bear to eat berries and fish. Yes, and so bear riding in a car. And so that was a realistic physics:
  you can ram the trees, falling cones, leaves, wasps, skunk. Skunk runs in the car, but you can grab him by paw - and thrown out of the car, and more - need that other bears riding in a cars in forest. They can be ram. All growl. At the turning of the car it shall be skidding. Rudder twist can by paw. And the main - not like in the arcades - manual gear shift. And then, too, the pedal can press paw.
  When a bear eats the fish - must remain the bones and tail.
  Five minutes later, winter coming.
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  Amidos said 8 months ago

  Nice Game :)

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  MasterOfHisOwnDomain said 8 months ago

  That was just great. A little hard to get used to at first, but once you get going it's insanely fun.

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  Andrew Brophy said 9 months ago

  Oh man, I saw this in PC Powerplay. Good job!

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  Alejandro Ramallo said 9 months ago

  omg thats hilarious! xD
  5 stars!!!
  
  This is officially my favorite game

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  Jan Willem Nijman said 9 months ago

  It's hard to do anything but love this game.

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  Flashduck said 9 months ago

  Absolutely great.

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  CROS said 9 months ago

  This game is just awesome. Cracks me up every time I play it! I thought it was too hard at first, and then I realized... I'm a bear trying to drive a car! It shouldn't be anything less that ridiculously hard. Definitely looking forward to more from you, man.

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  VBP Studios said 9 months ago

  hahaha!

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